A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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