Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?"
"I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk!"
"Help me please, please help!"
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps.
Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?''
''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said.
So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?''
''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered.
So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?''
The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''