Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable? A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps. Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?'' ''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said. So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?'' ''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered. So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?'' The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.