Joke #10570

Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, " All right, now give me my money!" The Koala replied, " Money, what for?" " What for?", the Prostitute growled, "Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says." So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary. It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex." " Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says." So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary. It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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