Joke #10403

Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.

In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... urges. That's why we have the camel,sir." "The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent . Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town."

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.

What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.

A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’