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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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