Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.