Joke #2872

How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Giggling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."

White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!