What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.