Joke #10641

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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