What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop.
The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour.
The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works.
He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face.
He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car.
The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal."
"Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.