Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that?
You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit.
“Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
“But when will I meet her?”
“Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door.
He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper.
There was another knock, so he opened the door again.
This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.
"Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said.
The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading.
A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail.
"What'd you do that for?"
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!