Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess. He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile. ‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."