Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!"
Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?"
The engineer says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!