Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.
After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.
"That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it," said the proprietor.
"Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story." He purchased the brass rat and left the store.
As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him.
The further he walked, the more rats followed.
He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him.
So, he decided to walk out into the water, all the rats drowned.
He returned to the store shortly.
"Ah-ha!" said the proprietor.
"You've come back for the story, right?"
"Nope," said the man.
"You have any brass lawyers?"
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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