What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog. One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?" The man yells back, "About a half mile from town." Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer." The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?" The first says, "That’s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.