Joke #8065

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog. One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?" The man yells back, "About a half mile from town." Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer." The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?" The first says, "That’s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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