What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.