What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy.
The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
"Ever have an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
"None? You've never had any accidents."
"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."
"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive?
A: OxFord.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!