What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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A steak-out.
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A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
