What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.