When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck," the other added.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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