What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.