What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
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"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"