The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.