Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.