Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.