Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
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Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden.
Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
Mama, is that you?
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.