Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In." About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly. "Easy." Out said. "In-stincts."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.