Joke #10820

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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