Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment.
‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk.
‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’
‘The circus?’ says the dog.
‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.