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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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