Joke #2352

Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.

Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars. Auctioneer: 50 Dollars Voice: 100 Dollars Ronnie: 200 Dollars Voice: 300 Dollars Ronnie: 400 Dollars Voice: 750 Dollars Ronnie: 800 Dollars Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold. Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it." Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.

How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.

Q.How do you catch a polar bear? A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.

Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"

What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”