Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?" "Yes, we are. Why you ask?" The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?" "Yes I am!" says the mom with pride. The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?" "Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?" The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"