Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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A: Captain Squid.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
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A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”.
The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?"
"Yes, we are. Why you ask?"
The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?"
"Yes I am!" says the mom with pride.
The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?"
"Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?"
The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"