Joke #2352

Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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