Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds.
One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…
In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
