Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"