Joke #2352

Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.

Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"

A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!

Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.