Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.