Joke #1067

Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.

"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain." Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.

Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.

Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.

Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.