Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!