Joke #1067

Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
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