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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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