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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."