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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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