What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."