Joke #5861

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.