What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.