Joke #5861

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...

What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.

Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!

What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.

Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo

Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!

Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.