What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.