What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."