What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!