What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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