Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.