Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.