Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.