Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.