What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
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It was out of odor!
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"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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A clotheshorse.
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A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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A tail pail.
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up.
The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!"
"I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."