Joke #10707

What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

What is a buttress? A female goat.

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.

For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this. Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God! Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.

How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...