Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"