Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..."
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"