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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
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One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In." About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly. "Easy." Out said. "In-stincts."
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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