What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I'd climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? Christy: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.