What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."