Joke #2363

What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt fine?" The man replied. "Well sir, it was like this. We was driving down the road, minding our own business, when a big trailer truck came out of nowhere and creamed us. When I came to, I was in the ditch, and a trooper was pulling up with his car. He looked at the hogs, and they was most dead, so he shot them. Then he looked at my dog, and he was hurt real bad, so he shot him." Then he came over to me and he said, "How you feeling?" I said, "I never felt better in my life."
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A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, travel
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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has 81.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, friendship