What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
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Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life.
One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
(Try saying that fast!)
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.