Joke #9967

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
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A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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