Joke #9967

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor. "That's because he's inside your cat!"
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What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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