What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor. "That's because he's inside your cat!"
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!