Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.