What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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