A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Vote:
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.
"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.
"$345," says the doctor.
"$345!!?" the lady asks.
"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.