The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.