Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something.
They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them.
Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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