Joke #2873

What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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