What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.