What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
What is a buttress? A female goat.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.