What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies.
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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