Joke #2873

What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.

What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.

What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.

I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.

A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."

What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.

How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"