What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
