What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked.
"Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
