What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."