What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
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One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
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One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Name an animal that lives in Lapland?
A reindeer
Good, now name another.
Another reindeer!
Why don't lobsters share?
They re shellfish.
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
