What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.