What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
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What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.