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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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