Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope." As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!