Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
A city child came running into the farmhouse.
“No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled.
“There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"