Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
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Roast Moosmallows.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."