Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
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A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's herd.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."