Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
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A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute.
The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall.
He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected.
The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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