The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.