Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.