Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo Mama so old...
When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
