Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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