Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.