Joke #5046

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.