Joke #5046

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.