Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.