Joke #5046

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.