Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.