Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.