Joke #897

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.