Joke #897

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.