Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...