You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.