You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!