You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.