Joke #10971

You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’

Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.