You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.