You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!