Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
What's gray and powdery?
Instant Elephant.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
