Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.