Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!"
He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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