Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!"
Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?"
The engineer says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.