Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
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"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
"Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
"Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.
Q: What animal has the most kids.
A: A sperm whale.
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."