Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?"
"Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
A: They get their masters.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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