Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"