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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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