Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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