Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
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It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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I told you he was a bum steer.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”