Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head.
The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’
‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’
‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman.
‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.