Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
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They go to the mooooovies.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
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A: They have cotton balls.
Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
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"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
