Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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