Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"