Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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