Joke #1504

Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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