Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”