Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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