Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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A: A good days hunting.
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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