What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"