What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.