Joke #1301

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.

Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.