Joke #1301

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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