What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! 
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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