What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! 
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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