What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! 
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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