What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier