What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.