What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.