What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! 
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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