What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.