What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! 
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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