What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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One night my mother in law came to our home.
In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC.
She farted.
I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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