What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen