Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.