Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.