Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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At Night.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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