They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.