They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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