They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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