They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.