They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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