Joke #5970

They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.

Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.

Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.

Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.

Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.

Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.