They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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