They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.