They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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