They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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