They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''