They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.