Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.