Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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