Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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