Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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