Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.