Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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