Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.