Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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