Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.