Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.