Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.