Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.