Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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