Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.